I’m not too sure what this blog is going to be all about. I haven’t really put that much thought into it. I thought about chewing gum lately also. That thought didn’t last too long. I’m not much of a gum chewer. Chewing gum is a little bit too much work for me. I know, it makes me sound lazy. There might be some truth in that. I don’t know. I too haven’t thought much about that. Something else I haven’t so much about is jumping up and down on a pogo stick. Then idea just doesn’t seem like a good one.
I felt like the Internet needed at least one new blog. Some people protect their blog like it’s a pet. I’m not too sure I’ll do that. I put on my pants one leg at a time like everyone else. I hate it when people say that. I suppose there are some people out there who put both legs and their pants at the same time. It seems like a quicker way to put on your pants. I’m not sure speed is something people consider when it comes to putting on pants. Maybe they should. I’m sure someone will think about it now after reading this. Do you put your pants on one leg at a time? You may not even wear pants. You may wear dresses or skirts. I don’t know how people put those on. I say people, I primarily mean women. I suppose men can wear dresses to.
I’ve debated if I should edit these posts at all. I don’t know if people would read something that’s filled with grammatical errors. I’m not convinced anybody is going to read this. So, I don’t know if I’ll edit this or any of these posts. Maybe I’ll just leave them filled with typos and everything else. I also think I’m going to be to concerned about being grammatically correct. This is just a warning for anyone who plans on spending their quality time reading this. You may find yourself stumbling upon more mistakes than you’ve ever seen before. Don’t blame me, I warned you about it.
I don’t know how long this should be. I also don’t know what exactly a should be in a first post. I don’t know if we should talk about macaroni and cheese. We can also talk about YouTube videos. I haven’t been watching as many as I’d like to. I used to watch a lot of YouTube. That sure is a fun place to hang out. You can have a whole lot of fun by watching videos on there. Not all of the videos are fun. Most of them have some entertainment value. You can always go to the trending section and find something to watch there. It could easily be said that there is more on YouTube to watch than on television. The best part, you don’t have to pay anything to watch YouTube.
I don’t read too many blogs. I can’t think of a single blog that I read regularly. Sure, I do stumble upon blog posts while searching Google. I like to type in all kinds of things to see what comes up. It could be said that searching is one of my favorite pastimes. I don’t know how many times I actually find what I’m looking for. I guess it depends on how specific I am when it comes to entering the words into the search box. I don’t like to think of myself as an expert in typing into such boxes. I do it mostly as a form of entertainment. However, there are some times when I really am looking for something important.
Sometimes I feel like I’m just dragging this on. Like I’m trying to make this bigger than it should be. Maybe bigger isn’t the right word to use. I think the right word to use would be longer. It’s like I’m trying to make this longer than what it needs to be. I think blogs should be long. Most blogs I read are boring. They’re the kind of boring that makes me not go back and read them ever again. I forget about the blog the very second I leave it. You know you do too. You’re not going to go back and revisit the blog that you feel is boring. Why should you? The Internet is flooded with blogs that are absolutely boring. You can easily pick your choice by typing in the search box that we talked about earlier. It couldn’t be any more easier than that.
Well, I’m starting to think this is about it. This is a lot of words, considering I had no idea what I’d be typing here. I suppose I can make a longer. I could write so many words that they hurt your eyes. I don’t know how many people would read that far. I think after just the first paragraph or two most people would either close the window or hit the back button. Have you read this far? I’m sure least one of you have. Just who, I don’t know. I guess that’s the way it goes sometimes. You’re the lucky one who read further than most people would consider. I’m not too sure what this says about you. Maybe you should pick up a new hobby. Even something boring would be more fun than reading this many words. This is especially true considering that these words were meaningless. This blog post basically said nothing at all. And you read all of it up until this point. I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if you stopped reading right now.
Are you still reading this? If you are, I’m really surprised. I think you should be surprised to. The reason you should be surprised is because you have nothing else to do. You’ve got nothing to do other than sit here and read mindless drivel. Maybe you should think about getting a new hobby? You might be riding the bus right now and have nothing else to do. Want my advice? Look out the window. This probably something more interesting going on than reading this. Just take a look around you. There’s probably some pretty interesting people on the bus. If there isn’t, then try to get yourself near the window. I’m sure someone will get up and allow you to sit down near the window eventually.
I think this about wraps it up. Thank you for visiting my blog. I don’t know what I’m going to put here. I don’t even know if it’s going to be fun to read. Let’s find out together. This might be the most fun thing in the entire Internet. I doubt it. I really do. Are you still reading? I don’t know if I should feel sorry for you or to congratulate you. Thank you for sticking around this long. Hopefully the other post will be a lot more interesting than this one. Thanks again and don’t be a stranger.