Senior couple having fun while drinking wine

These two sure make drinking wine look like fun. Neither of them tell the story of a hangover. They had to be drinking quite a bit to be this happy. Probably enough to make them real sick the next morning. I guess it’s okay if you’re retired and have nothing better to do. Drinking away your golden years may be the best way to spend them. They sure look happy. That happiness can’t be just from the wine. Though, it could be. I really don’t know anything about wine. I could count on one hand how many times I’ve drank wine. Not a single one of those times where I ever as happy as these two are. Maybe I need to learn more about wine.

Check out these cornfields

It looks like this blog isn’t the only boring thing in this world. This guy is surrounded by cornfields. This very well could be the definition of boring. It certainly doesn’t look exciting. It wouldn’t appear that he is holding back his excitement. It could even be said that he looks somewhat bored. Some may think that he spends his free time reading this blog. That would be a good guess, but not an accurate one.

 

A new grocery delivery service

Every company out there seems to want to deliver groceries. This dog decided he would offer up the service in his own unique way. It hasn’t been said if he delivers meal kits or directly from fast food restaurants. Right now, his focus only seems to be on delivering from local grocery stores. You can think of this dog as an independent contractor. Someone who offers to buy your groceries at your favorite supermarket. You won’t be pinned down to just one store. He’ll even go to multiple stores if there are specific things that you need and the one store doesn’t carry it.

There are no current details on how much he’s charging for this service. It should be noted that he expects at least a few scratches behind the ear if you find his services are valuable. It goes beyond saying that your order cannot be very big. There’s only so much he can fit in his little cart.

 

How to spot fake sneakers

Did you know that some people sell fake shoes? These two guys are talking about fake sneakers. These shoes seem like they are extremely expensive. If they are or not, I really don’t know. They sure look like expensive shoes to me. I never knew that fake shoes were a problem. It looks like they are. Watch the video and find out for yourself just how big of a problem this really is.

Don’t touch my waffle

Were you thinking about touching my waffle? I highly suggest that you don’t do it. There’s no one good reason why you should touch my waffle. I don’t go around touching your waffles. No I don’t. I’ve never touched your waffle. I don’t have any plans to ever touch your waffle. That may change if you touch my waffle.

Just think about all the other things you could be doing right now. You could be jumping rope. How about eating an ice cream cone? There’s nothing at all to stop you from doing something other than touching my waffle. Have I convinced you yet not to touch my waffle? If not, I don’t think there’s anything more I can do.

Are you someone who likes fast cars?

Do you like fast cars? Cars they go really fast. Some cars that go fast can also be big. Do you like big fast cars? I’m not really a big fan of going fast in a car. I’m never in a hurry to get anywhere. If I am, I’ll leave early. I can’t see the purpose of driving fast. I think it does nothing but cause problems. How can you enjoy the scenery when you’re driving too fast? The short answer to that question is you can’t. There’s no way to enjoy the scenery when you’re going fast.

Some say you burn a lot of gas while driving fast. I’m not too sure if that’s right or not. I’ve never studied it myself. I wouldn’t know if you get less mileage per gallon when driving fast. It might make sense that you get less. Then again, it probably depends on where you’re driving fast. If driving fast on the highway, then you’re probably not going to be burning any extra gasoline. Though, I’m not a scientist. So, I have no idea really.

I’m still not sure what to write about

It’s another day and I still don’t know what to put here. I’ve got no idea and I have a feeling that’s not going to change anytime soon. I just don’t know what to talk about. I wish it was something more complicated than that. There isn’t. I just don’t know what to talk about it all. I don’t have a clue and I’m not sure when I will. All I know is, blogging is a lot more difficult than it sounds. I always thought that having a blog would be super easy. It’s not and I’m learning that the hard way.

I don’t know how people come up with things to write about. I’m absolutely astonished that anyone could come up with anything remotely interesting to blog about. I would like to know what people talk about in blogs. I never actually read them. I’ve tried, but I don’t like it. I get the feeling that someone out there is reading them. Just who, I don’t know. I wish I knew the answer to that question. If I did, I certainly would think of things differently. I imagine people spend quite a bit of time thinking about what they write about. I spend no time whatsoever coming up with ideas to blog about. You can tell that by what I’m writing about right this very second.

I’m not too sure if I want to drag this on for longer than what it needs to be. I truly have nothing at all to talk about today. If I did, I would add something here. I don’t. I’m really drawing a blank on what to talk about beyond this point. I guess I’m not going to. I hope you enjoyed reading this and I question why you did so. I guess you’re just about as bored as I was. Were just two bored people with absolutely nothing better to do. I’m not sure how I feel about that. At least there’s one person out there who has absolutely nothing to do at all. I know you don’t, because you’re still reading this. I know I don’t, as I’m still writing it. I’m done for now thanks again and I understand if you want to skip a day or two of reading this blog.

Lettuce is a boring vegetable

What’s the most boring food in the entire world? That would have to be lettuce. Most of the times lettuce doesn’t even have much flavor. Eating lettuce is like eating a vegetable that resembles water. It doesn’t have much flavor at all. I’m not talking about that green leafy stuff that expensive restaurants serve. No, I’m talking about iceberg lettuce that you buy by the head. That stuff has zero flavor and I can’t figure out why anyone would eat it. I’m sure someone out there eats lettuce was nothing at all. No dressing, salt, or even pepper.

What’s the best food to eat while reading a boring blog? That would be lettuce. You should eat lettuce while reading this. It has to be the perfect food for a blog like this. I’m not even making any of this up. I really do think that this is about as boring as you can get. I’m not just talking about lettuce, I’m also talking about this blog. I really do believe this thing is as boring as words could ever be. I’m still not convinced anyone is actually reading these words. There might be. I just don’t know.

I’m not sure how much more I have the say about lettuce. I don’t spend too much time eating it. I certainly wouldn’t spend my money on it. I don’t think I would read a blog about lettuce. I can’t think of anything more boring than reading a blog about lettuce. That would be one of the most boring things a person could possibly do with their time. Why would anyone want to read a blog that only talks about lettuce? Well, I guess this blog talks about more than just lettuce. So, I guess I can understand why you would come here to read about the other things. Though, there are too many other things to read about. Well, I guess that’s just what it’s like to have more free time than you know what to do with.

I’d like to clarify something that I talked about in an earlier blog post. I can’t say that I have a hatred of horses. I don’t walk around filled with hate when I think about horses. I generally don’t think about horses at all. In fact, I can honestly say I rarely think about horses. I’m not in a situation where I must think about horses. If I were, then I’d probably have more of a feeling of disgust. Yes, I think disgusting today is the right word. I’m not too sure why I find horses so disgusting. I just don’t want to look at them. I’m glad I got that off of my chest.

I think that’s about it for today. I don’t think there’s anything else I want to talk about. If there is, I’m sure I’ll make another post later on today. I can’t see myself doing that. I don’t know if I want to waste my time writing something that people probably won’t read. Though, I would be all too surprised if there was a least one of you reading this. So, go ahead and enjoy these last few words. Have yourself a good day and thanks for stopping by.

I still don’t know what to write about

I still don’t know what I want to put here. I’m not convinced that anyone is reading this. I feel sorry for anyone who looks forward to reading this each and every day. I’m sure there has to be something better that you can do with your time. Maybe go to the library and get a few books on hobbies. Go outside and get some fresh air. I guess none of that sounds like fun at all. You can come up with ideas like that all by yourself. Instead, you want to be here. I feel for you. I really do.

I really have no idea what to write about that’s the part that I find to be the most challenging. I have no idea. None whatsoever. I’ve tried to understand why anyone would read this. I haven’t come up with a decent reason why anyone would. I know there’s a lot of junk on the Internet. I suppose someone reads all of that junk. Do they really? There has to be a lot of pages that never gets read. The Internet is full of more trash than a landfill. That’s the truth and it’s kind of funny. I don’t know if I would consider this trash. I like to think of it as more of an artistic expression of boredom. That might just be wishful thinking on my part.

I go out of my way to make sure I don’t read too many blogs. You could say that it is a pastime of mine to avoid them at all costs. There’s nothing I find more boring than reading about is the day to day life of the average person. It’s not because I think that I’m so much more of an exciting person. No, I’d even go as far to say is I’m more boring than the average person. The difference is, I don’t care to talk about it. I have a hard time believing anyone actually wants to read about the on goings of the average person. Somebody must. All of those pages can’t go unread. That means there’s someone out there who has such a boring life that they read about another person’s boring life. Let that sink in for just a minute or two.

I think I’m going to drag this on a little bit more. It’s not as much that I have a lot to say. I just feel like wasting a little bit more of your time. I’m almost absolutely convinced that no one is reading this now. Why would anyone? I don’t think someone is so bored that they are reading this far down. Are you reading this? Why? I don’t understand. Why not go outside and see people. Maybe you are outside and your reading this right now. I find that hard to believe, but you very well could be true. Someone may be doing something real exciting while reading this. I feel sorry for you. I really do. You need to learn how to spend your time more wisely.

I think that’s about all for now. I can’t think of anything else to say. I think a lot of people go on Facebook and read boring stuff. I suppose that’s not really a blog. That’s just people sharing their boring life with the addition of pictures. I guess it’s a personal touch that brings the boredom to a new level. Well, I think I’m done. I hope that wasn’t too painful. Thanks for reading. I’m not sure I hope you enjoyed it. I’m afraid if you enjoyed it, you’ll continue to read even more. And that very well could be troublesome. Thanks again and you’re allowed to be a stranger. It’s okay if you find something else to do.