What’s the most boring food in the entire world? That would have to be lettuce. Most of the times lettuce doesn’t even have much flavor. Eating lettuce is like eating a vegetable that resembles water. It doesn’t have much flavor at all. I’m not talking about that green leafy stuff that expensive restaurants serve. No, I’m talking about iceberg lettuce that you buy by the head. That stuff has zero flavor and I can’t figure out why anyone would eat it. I’m sure someone out there eats lettuce was nothing at all. No dressing, salt, or even pepper.
What’s the best food to eat while reading a boring blog? That would be lettuce. You should eat lettuce while reading this. It has to be the perfect food for a blog like this. I’m not even making any of this up. I really do think that this is about as boring as you can get. I’m not just talking about lettuce, I’m also talking about this blog. I really do believe this thing is as boring as words could ever be. I’m still not convinced anyone is actually reading these words. There might be. I just don’t know.
I’m not sure how much more I have the say about lettuce. I don’t spend too much time eating it. I certainly wouldn’t spend my money on it. I don’t think I would read a blog about lettuce. I can’t think of anything more boring than reading a blog about lettuce. That would be one of the most boring things a person could possibly do with their time. Why would anyone want to read a blog that only talks about lettuce? Well, I guess this blog talks about more than just lettuce. So, I guess I can understand why you would come here to read about the other things. Though, there are too many other things to read about. Well, I guess that’s just what it’s like to have more free time than you know what to do with.
I’d like to clarify something that I talked about in an earlier blog post. I can’t say that I have a hatred of horses. I don’t walk around filled with hate when I think about horses. I generally don’t think about horses at all. In fact, I can honestly say I rarely think about horses. I’m not in a situation where I must think about horses. If I were, then I’d probably have more of a feeling of disgust. Yes, I think disgusting today is the right word. I’m not too sure why I find horses so disgusting. I just don’t want to look at them. I’m glad I got that off of my chest.
I think that’s about it for today. I don’t think there’s anything else I want to talk about. If there is, I’m sure I’ll make another post later on today. I can’t see myself doing that. I don’t know if I want to waste my time writing something that people probably won’t read. Though, I would be all too surprised if there was a least one of you reading this. So, go ahead and enjoy these last few words. Have yourself a good day and thanks for stopping by.