Don’t touch my waffle

Were you thinking about touching my waffle? I highly suggest that you don’t do it. There’s no one good reason why you should touch my waffle. I don’t go around touching your waffles. No I don’t. I’ve never touched your waffle. I don’t have any plans to ever touch your waffle. That may change if you touch my waffle.

Just think about all the other things you could be doing right now. You could be jumping rope. How about eating an ice cream cone? There’s nothing at all to stop you from doing something other than touching my waffle. Have I convinced you yet not to touch my waffle? If not, I don’t think there’s anything more I can do.

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