Do you ever wish you were a horse?

Have you ever wanted to be a horse? I haven’t. I hate horses. I know, that might sound a bit harsh to some of you. There has to be a least one horse lover out there. I’m not one of them. I’ve never liked horses and I’m not going to pretend that I do. I’m not saying that horses have ever done anything to me. I’ve never known a horse personally. I never had the opportunity to get to know a horse. The only horses I’ve known were from a distance. With that said, I still hate them. I don’t know what I hate most about horses. I can’t say that I spend too much time thinking about how much I don’t like horses.

When did this dislike of horses begin? I can’t answer that question. I really have no idea. I’d say it began the very second I realized that I hate horses and I’m not sure what I hate the most about horses. I think horses are the most ugly thing on the face of the planet. Some people have faces that look like horses. Those people sure look strange. They have big teeth and for whatever reason those people love to show him off. Nothing looks more goofy than a big toothy smile on the face of someone who looks like a horse.

Some may argue that horses actually look beautiful. I don’t think they do. You know what surprises me the most about horses? I’ve never once seen a fat horse. That has to be the strangest thing ever. I guess I’ve never seen in overweight snake though either. Come to think of it, that too would be kind of strange. I wonder if it’s even possible for a snake to become overweight? Keep an eye out for in overweight snake. Who knows, one may exist.

This is got me to think about a lot of different things. There are several things that I’ve never seen overweight. Have you ever seen in overweight fly or mosquito? I haven’t. None of these things have access to potato chips. Let’s not forget sugar either. I think sugar is probably the reason for human obesity. I don’t think potato chips as all that much to do with it. I’ve never once seen a snake eating a chocolate bar. That doesn’t mean snakes don’t eat them. It just means that I’ve never seen it happen before.

Now I feel like I’m starting to ramble. This all began with my hatred of horses. That hatred has clouded my mind. I think maybe hate is a wrong word to use. I’m not too sure which is the right one. As you can see, I have difficulty in coming up with the appropriate words to describe things. I can’t say that I dislike horses. As my feelings are much stronger than dislike. Do I hate them? I suppose so. I don’t think my level of hatred is as strong as what others feel towards things they hate. I have no idea if that last statement is true or not. It could be. I have a feeling it isn’t. I don’t know.

I can’t think of too much else to say here. It feels about right to say this is come to an end. I never once smelled a horse‚Äôs breath. I don’t want to. I don’t think I’ve ever rode a horse. I’m not a cowboy. The idea of riding a horse in today’s modern world seems kind of stupid to me. I’ve got no use for riding animals. Why should we stop with horses? Why not ride an elephant or a squirrel? I know, it’s not possible to ride a squirrel. To me that sounds about as silly as riding a horse. I’ve got two legs and they can take me wherever I want to go.

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