I still don’t know what to write about

I still don’t know what I want to put here. I’m not convinced that anyone is reading this. I feel sorry for anyone who looks forward to reading this each and every day. I’m sure there has to be something better that you can do with your time. Maybe go to the library and get a few books on hobbies. Go outside and get some fresh air. I guess none of that sounds like fun at all. You can come up with ideas like that all by yourself. Instead, you want to be here. I feel for you. I really do.

I really have no idea what to write about that’s the part that I find to be the most challenging. I have no idea. None whatsoever. I’ve tried to understand why anyone would read this. I haven’t come up with a decent reason why anyone would. I know there’s a lot of junk on the Internet. I suppose someone reads all of that junk. Do they really? There has to be a lot of pages that never gets read. The Internet is full of more trash than a landfill. That’s the truth and it’s kind of funny. I don’t know if I would consider this trash. I like to think of it as more of an artistic expression of boredom. That might just be wishful thinking on my part.

I go out of my way to make sure I don’t read too many blogs. You could say that it is a pastime of mine to avoid them at all costs. There’s nothing I find more boring than reading about is the day to day life of the average person. It’s not because I think that I’m so much more of an exciting person. No, I’d even go as far to say is I’m more boring than the average person. The difference is, I don’t care to talk about it. I have a hard time believing anyone actually wants to read about the on goings of the average person. Somebody must. All of those pages can’t go unread. That means there’s someone out there who has such a boring life that they read about another person’s boring life. Let that sink in for just a minute or two.

I think I’m going to drag this on a little bit more. It’s not as much that I have a lot to say. I just feel like wasting a little bit more of your time. I’m almost absolutely convinced that no one is reading this now. Why would anyone? I don’t think someone is so bored that they are reading this far down. Are you reading this? Why? I don’t understand. Why not go outside and see people. Maybe you are outside and your reading this right now. I find that hard to believe, but you very well could be true. Someone may be doing something real exciting while reading this. I feel sorry for you. I really do. You need to learn how to spend your time more wisely.

I think that’s about all for now. I can’t think of anything else to say. I think a lot of people go on Facebook and read boring stuff. I suppose that’s not really a blog. That’s just people sharing their boring life with the addition of pictures. I guess it’s a personal touch that brings the boredom to a new level. Well, I think I’m done. I hope that wasn’t too painful. Thanks for reading. I’m not sure I hope you enjoyed it. I’m afraid if you enjoyed it, you’ll continue to read even more. And that very well could be troublesome. Thanks again and you’re allowed to be a stranger. It’s okay if you find something else to do.

Do you ever wish you were a horse?

Have you ever wanted to be a horse? I haven’t. I hate horses. I know, that might sound a bit harsh to some of you. There has to be a least one horse lover out there. I’m not one of them. I’ve never liked horses and I’m not going to pretend that I do. I’m not saying that horses have ever done anything to me. I’ve never known a horse personally. I never had the opportunity to get to know a horse. The only horses I’ve known were from a distance. With that said, I still hate them. I don’t know what I hate most about horses. I can’t say that I spend too much time thinking about how much I don’t like horses.

When did this dislike of horses begin? I can’t answer that question. I really have no idea. I’d say it began the very second I realized that I hate horses and I’m not sure what I hate the most about horses. I think horses are the most ugly thing on the face of the planet. Some people have faces that look like horses. Those people sure look strange. They have big teeth and for whatever reason those people love to show him off. Nothing looks more goofy than a big toothy smile on the face of someone who looks like a horse.

Some may argue that horses actually look beautiful. I don’t think they do. You know what surprises me the most about horses? I’ve never once seen a fat horse. That has to be the strangest thing ever. I guess I’ve never seen in overweight snake though either. Come to think of it, that too would be kind of strange. I wonder if it’s even possible for a snake to become overweight? Keep an eye out for in overweight snake. Who knows, one may exist.

This is got me to think about a lot of different things. There are several things that I’ve never seen overweight. Have you ever seen in overweight fly or mosquito? I haven’t. None of these things have access to potato chips. Let’s not forget sugar either. I think sugar is probably the reason for human obesity. I don’t think potato chips as all that much to do with it. I’ve never once seen a snake eating a chocolate bar. That doesn’t mean snakes don’t eat them. It just means that I’ve never seen it happen before.

Now I feel like I’m starting to ramble. This all began with my hatred of horses. That hatred has clouded my mind. I think maybe hate is a wrong word to use. I’m not too sure which is the right one. As you can see, I have difficulty in coming up with the appropriate words to describe things. I can’t say that I dislike horses. As my feelings are much stronger than dislike. Do I hate them? I suppose so. I don’t think my level of hatred is as strong as what others feel towards things they hate. I have no idea if that last statement is true or not. It could be. I have a feeling it isn’t. I don’t know.

I can’t think of too much else to say here. It feels about right to say this is come to an end. I never once smelled a horse‚Äôs breath. I don’t want to. I don’t think I’ve ever rode a horse. I’m not a cowboy. The idea of riding a horse in today’s modern world seems kind of stupid to me. I’ve got no use for riding animals. Why should we stop with horses? Why not ride an elephant or a squirrel? I know, it’s not possible to ride a squirrel. To me that sounds about as silly as riding a horse. I’ve got two legs and they can take me wherever I want to go.

The first post on my new blog

I’m not too sure what this blog is going to be all about. I haven’t really put that much thought into it. I thought about chewing gum lately also. That thought didn’t last too long. I’m not much of a gum chewer. Chewing gum is a little bit too much work for me. I know, it makes me sound lazy. There might be some truth in that. I don’t know. I too haven’t thought much about that. Something else I haven’t so much about is jumping up and down on a pogo stick. Then idea just doesn’t seem like a good one.

I felt like the Internet needed at least one new blog. Some people protect their blog like it’s a pet. I’m not too sure I’ll do that. I put on my pants one leg at a time like everyone else. I hate it when people say that. I suppose there are some people out there who put both legs and their pants at the same time. It seems like a quicker way to put on your pants. I’m not sure speed is something people consider when it comes to putting on pants. Maybe they should. I’m sure someone will think about it now after reading this. Do you put your pants on one leg at a time? You may not even wear pants. You may wear dresses or skirts. I don’t know how people put those on. I say people, I primarily mean women. I suppose men can wear dresses to.

I’ve debated if I should edit these posts at all. I don’t know if people would read something that’s filled with grammatical errors. I’m not convinced anybody is going to read this. So, I don’t know if I’ll edit this or any of these posts. Maybe I’ll just leave them filled with typos and everything else. I also think I’m going to be to concerned about being grammatically correct. This is just a warning for anyone who plans on spending their quality time reading this. You may find yourself stumbling upon more mistakes than you’ve ever seen before. Don’t blame me, I warned you about it.

I don’t know how long this should be. I also don’t know what exactly a should be in a first post. I don’t know if we should talk about macaroni and cheese. We can also talk about YouTube videos. I haven’t been watching as many as I’d like to. I used to watch a lot of YouTube. That sure is a fun place to hang out. You can have a whole lot of fun by watching videos on there. Not all of the videos are fun. Most of them have some entertainment value. You can always go to the trending section and find something to watch there. It could easily be said that there is more on YouTube to watch than on television. The best part, you don’t have to pay anything to watch YouTube.

I don’t read too many blogs. I can’t think of a single blog that I read regularly. Sure, I do stumble upon blog posts while searching Google. I like to type in all kinds of things to see what comes up. It could be said that searching is one of my favorite pastimes. I don’t know how many times I actually find what I’m looking for. I guess it depends on how specific I am when it comes to entering the words into the search box. I don’t like to think of myself as an expert in typing into such boxes. I do it mostly as a form of entertainment. However, there are some times when I really am looking for something important.

Sometimes I feel like I’m just dragging this on. Like I’m trying to make this bigger than it should be. Maybe bigger isn’t the right word to use. I think the right word to use would be longer. It’s like I’m trying to make this longer than what it needs to be. I think blogs should be long. Most blogs I read are boring. They’re the kind of boring that makes me not go back and read them ever again. I forget about the blog the very second I leave it. You know you do too. You’re not going to go back and revisit the blog that you feel is boring. Why should you? The Internet is flooded with blogs that are absolutely boring. You can easily pick your choice by typing in the search box that we talked about earlier. It couldn’t be any more easier than that.

Well, I’m starting to think this is about it. This is a lot of words, considering I had no idea what I’d be typing here. I suppose I can make a longer. I could write so many words that they hurt your eyes. I don’t know how many people would read that far. I think after just the first paragraph or two most people would either close the window or hit the back button. Have you read this far? I’m sure least one of you have. Just who, I don’t know. I guess that’s the way it goes sometimes. You’re the lucky one who read further than most people would consider. I’m not too sure what this says about you. Maybe you should pick up a new hobby. Even something boring would be more fun than reading this many words. This is especially true considering that these words were meaningless. This blog post basically said nothing at all. And you read all of it up until this point. I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if you stopped reading right now.

Are you still reading this? If you are, I’m really surprised. I think you should be surprised to. The reason you should be surprised is because you have nothing else to do. You’ve got nothing to do other than sit here and read mindless drivel. Maybe you should think about getting a new hobby? You might be riding the bus right now and have nothing else to do. Want my advice? Look out the window. This probably something more interesting going on than reading this. Just take a look around you. There’s probably some pretty interesting people on the bus. If there isn’t, then try to get yourself near the window. I’m sure someone will get up and allow you to sit down near the window eventually.

I think this about wraps it up. Thank you for visiting my blog. I don’t know what I’m going to put here. I don’t even know if it’s going to be fun to read. Let’s find out together. This might be the most fun thing in the entire Internet. I doubt it. I really do. Are you still reading? I don’t know if I should feel sorry for you or to congratulate you. Thank you for sticking around this long. Hopefully the other post will be a lot more interesting than this one. Thanks again and don’t be a stranger.