The future of kitty cats

Some day you’ll walk into a pet shop and there won’t be a single animal. You’ll tell the clerk (probably a robot) exactly what type of kitty you’re looking for. You’ll even be able to pick out its eye color. They will create the exact kitten to fit your specifications. Even more futuristic, the kitty will be raised in an artificial womb. From start to finish, no cats will be needed to create the kitty of your dreams. Just a few robots and someone to pick out what the cat should look like.

Can you hear me now?

That’s what he wants to know. Can you hear him? Let’s hope not. He’s the type that never actually has anything worthwhile to say. Let’s just say it’s best not to hear him. Don’t worry, he’ll say it again in the break room at lunchtime. This guy is as predictable as they come.